i have been lurking on site for some days and thought i would share my story.. i am a warrior wizard, who has had dealings with a jehovah's witness family.
reading through the posts here i realise that these people shun those those who have left the organisation, that is very sad.
i was never even given the chance to become a member.
A thousand welcomes Sparlock you are as welcome as the flowers in May.
Here you will be well looked after but just watch out for occasional troll .
Just a brief question what is your wand actually made of and like you my wand is very small so I was wondering if it's at all possible to make it larger just by wishing? Otherwise I might have to have a look for one on EBay.
Look forward to your forth coming views on everything theocratic.
Best Wishes ,
Edmond.
for those of you on facebook there is a fan page for the wizard https://www.facebook.com/sparlockthewizard.
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Another title in the Wacktower; From Wizard to Witness a God send and wonderful blessing from Jehovah.
for those of you on facebook there is a fan page for the wizard https://www.facebook.com/sparlockthewizard.
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Yes the title of the next episode could be Sparlock has a free Bible study and to make it a cliff hanger will Sparlock get baptised the Watchtower could feature a Where's Sparlock edition you know like Where's Wally and put his picture in the crowd at an assembly .
All the Brothers and Sisters could have a Warlock bumper sticker on their cars when they travel to see him get baptised without his wand in his hand of course.
i just heard this directly from a circuit heavyweight i had the displeasure of conversing with recently.
he and i got into a little bit of a heated conversation about following the direction of the slave as related to education, and he used the example of bethelites being prohibited from having fully shaved heads.
he was taken aback when i expressed how utterly ridiculous such a policy was/is.
Yes quite a few years ago guys in the UK who shaved their heads and wore boots and braces were called Bovver Boys pronounced in a London accent and were frequently causing a lot of bother hence the name .
I suppose the Society didn't want people going from door to door looking like Bovver Boys even if the Witnesses did cause a bit of bovver.
i've uploaded a new blog article that addresses the latest dvd release at the current district convention, namely "become jehovah's friend!
" - the tale of young caleb and his brush with divine wrath over a plastic toy wizard.
a link to the article, which includes the youtube samples of the production, is below:.
In any case the Bible is full of myths and legends if its wrong for a child to play with a mythical figure then Anthony Morris and the rest of the GB should not try to foist crazy beliefs on mankind.
as the governing body secret files shows here in australia in the 1980's a witness child brought his smurf doll to the c.o's visit.....how shocked everyone was when the smurf doll got up by itself and walked slowly towards the platform!!!!
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also "chucky" and "bride of chucky" are classified by the governing body as non-fiction movies, it's more like a documentary of what can and does happen.. to combat this the new dvd helps kids realize that wizard dolls are demonic and very powerful and must be destroyed.. i personally hail our brooklyn overlords for their wisdom in scaring the crap out of kids around the world!!!
The first book I ever managed to read all the way through when I was a very small child was Alice in Wonderland and I loved it and I was really pleased with myself because I had read it all on my own without adult help . I am glad it was that book and not a Watchtower publication.
I went on to read Enid Blyton books such as The Far Away Tree and The Wishing Chair all very magical and I loved those stories full of elves and pixies and strange lands and the chair that sprouted wings stories of young children having adventures. Of course I knew they were only stories and harmless but brilliant for childrens imagination.
The Watchtower crap came later when I grew up.
hey peeps,.
it's been a long while since i've posted (i am completely out - wife and kids still in) but thought you might this interesting.. they came home from the district convention yesterday with the new dvd intended for kids.
they popped it in right away and this is what happens:.
The next instalment of TOY STORY for dubs. is going to be called Lego figures of the Governing Body and how to make them.
The Anthony Morris figures come in threes you donate for one and get two free hence the name Morris the third.
hey peeps,.
it's been a long while since i've posted (i am completely out - wife and kids still in) but thought you might this interesting.. they came home from the district convention yesterday with the new dvd intended for kids.
they popped it in right away and this is what happens:.
Flat Accent,
Thanks for that very funny.
This DVD /VID has just sent my mind on a time warp its taken me back nearly fifty years when as a Witness I used to get sudden feelings of anxiety and I knew then that I had to leave the Watchtower or go totally nuts.
I feel like DR. Manet in A Tale of Two Cities when he has a flashback to his time when he was falsly imprisioned during the French Revolution making shoes in the Bastille and because of that memory all he can repeat is his cell number . It also reminds me of the orange book Paradise Lost to Paradise Regained that was intended for young people and easy to read a book which should have had a post script to it saying don't have nightmares.
Thank God I got out of Watchtower land when I did, thank you God, thank you God if you exist and are listening anywhere in the universe .
hey peeps,.
it's been a long while since i've posted (i am completely out - wife and kids still in) but thought you might this interesting.. they came home from the district convention yesterday with the new dvd intended for kids.
they popped it in right away and this is what happens:.
I think Anthony Morris looks the Popes younger brother and better fed .
Or the Pope looks like Anthony Morris with the air taken out.
hey peeps,.
it's been a long while since i've posted (i am completely out - wife and kids still in) but thought you might this interesting.. they came home from the district convention yesterday with the new dvd intended for kids.
they popped it in right away and this is what happens:.
Amelia Ashton,
Yes who uses words like that? its Watchtower speak you have heard it many many times the words and the way of expressing them are found all the time in the Watchtower.
They will be bringing in a cartoon childrens version of the Watchtower soon exclusively on line.
It will go something like ; Now then children are you being good representatives of Jehovah's Organisation and sitting quietly and still ? if so Jehovah will be very pleased with you. We are going to ask a few questions , first look at the illustration on the screen , can you see all those dead people on the ground and can anyone put their hand up and say why all those milllions and millions of people on earth have been justly killed was it done by a very wicked person or did Jehovah do it ?
Who would like to volunteer to help Mummy and Daddy clear up all that rubbish left on the earth lets see a show of hands from all those who love Jehovah and his earthly organisation.
